Beaker is highly underrated.

He's my second favorite muppet, after Gonzo, I would say.

This definitely helps his case:



Edit:
This WOULD, if it was Yellow with just "meep" s. It's still cool though.

Wine in the shower.

Finally, the longest semester in the history of semesters has come to a close.
I celebrated by coming home at 2 pm today and pouring myself a nice glass of wine.

Alas, my wine-drinking was thwarted by my desperate need to shower.
Solution? Combine the two!
It was marvelous.

I'm probably going to be alone for the rest of my life.

Reasons why my cat is better than any man I know:

1. She's really really cute
2. She loves to cuddle
3. She makes me laugh
4. She knows when I'm upset about something and always makes me feel better
5. I can't do anything wrong in her eyes
6. She gets a little bit jealous when other people spend time with me (but not too much so)
7. She can't nag
8. She'll never cheat on me
9. She wakes me up in the morning by licking my face
10. She misses me when I'm gone and greets me at the door when I come home
11. She keeps me warm when I'm cold
12. She's easily amused
13. She loves when I sing
14. She thinks I look good in whatever I wear
15. She'll never leave me
16. She doesn't care if I'm in a bad mood
17. I could gain 500 lbs and she would still love me just the same
18. She'll never force me to do anything I don't want to do
19. She'll never break my heart
20. She's quirky
21. She loves the same movies and music I do
22. We can't fight
23. She's furry (but not too furry!)




I could go on forever...
The only thing lacking is sex!